Jude/Smithy/Lee/[Insert more monikers here]. 19. Student. Writer. Christian. Aromantic asexual. Non-neurotypical. User of male- and gender-neutral pronouns (typically "they" but if you want to call me by another set of gender-neutral pronouns that's cool also).
I love Hannibal, They Might Be Giants, outer space, stuffed animals, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and dogs. Also quite keen on various other fandoms, art, morbid and/or surreal humor, TV Tropes, nightmare fuel, animals, and food.
Blogging about my life and problems pleases me. I do not mind it when people "like" my more unhappy posts (in fact, I kind of like it because it shows that someone actually saw it). Likewise, I might "like" your unhappy posts to indicate that I saw it.
I'm either the nicest, most benevolent narcissist or the most unempathetic, self-absorbed nice person you're likely either way to meet.
There are people who say I'm the Emperor of the H2G2 Fandom.
Tracking the tag "thewordsmithy"; I love being tagged in stuff.
For those who are, for some reason, further interested, there are links below.
I’ve just been stricken by this bizarre desire to scream because I really like someone I know and MAN I like how their mind works and how they understand virtually everything and especially how they understand everything about how MY mind works and I almost never need to explain anything to them and DAMN it’s amazing how much they understand things and I bloody love that in a person I bloody love how much this person gets it and WOW I like interacting with them and I want to scream because I’m SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS
See, Chilton gets it.
He sees through the cannibalism jokes.
Why can’t you, Jack?
*mutters* I want to play harpsichord and theremin, too. I want to be like Hannibal Lecter and play cool instruments…
YOU KNOW WHAT, HANNIBAL?? I’M /GLAD/ YOU HAVE SCARS AND I’M /GLAD/ YOU’RE HAVING NIGHTMARES!! GOOOOOOOOOD!
JACK CRAWFORD YOU USED “HANNIBAL” AND “CANNIBAL” IN THE SAME SENTENCE HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE IT
There’s nothing quite like loving a fictional character and wanting to be their friend while being fully aware that they have issues you know you wouldn’t be well-equipped to deal with in real life, meaning your friendship would probably disintegrate very soon after it began.
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
*george harrison voice* Listen (doo dah doo) do you want to build a snowman?
*paul mccartney voice* whisper word of wisdom let it go
the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide
i am just so baffled by this
you mean loki. u can say loki