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Jude/Smithy/Lee/[Insert more monikers here]. 20. Student. Writer. Christian. Aromantic asexual. Egocentrist. Non-neurotypical. Non-binary.

Pronouns include they/them/theirs, ey/em/eirs, and he/him/his.

I love They Might Be Giants, Withnail and I, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, outer space, A Christmas Story (actual favorite movie), Hannibal, Marvel movies, stuffed animals, David Bowie, and dogs. Also quite keen on various other fandoms, art, morbid and/or surreal humor, TV Tropes, nightmare fuel, animals, and food. I like fixating on fictional relationships because relationships on the whole fascinate me.

Blogging about my life and problems pleases me. I do not mind it when people "like" my more unhappy posts (in fact, I kind of like it because it shows that someone actually saw it). Likewise, I might "like" your unhappy posts to indicate that I saw it.

I'm either the nicest, most benevolent narcissist or the most unempathetic, self-absorbed nice person you're likely either way to meet.

There are people who say I'm the Emperor of the H2G2 Fandom.

Tracking the tag "thewordsmithy"; I love being tagged in stuff.

For those who are, for some reason, further interested, there are links below.

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mindcottage said: lol i think i have that same shirt

It is a good shirt to have.

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alex-strider:

I swear watching baseball while listening to “Pepper Steak” from the game OFF makes baseball so much more interesting

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My haircut has had a few days to grow in thus far. It continues to be brilliant.

My haircut has had a few days to grow in thus far. It continues to be brilliant.

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agentlemandoesnotconga:

avantgauche:

yes
a very good look

From Tokyo Fashion, because sourcing images is clearly too difficult a task for the OP.

agentlemandoesnotconga:

avantgauche:

yes

a very good look

From Tokyo Fashion, because sourcing images is clearly too difficult a task for the OP.

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SONG Why'd You Only Call Me When Your High
ARTIST Arctic Monkeys

3d-audio:

3D Audio of Why’d You Only Call Me When Your High by Arctic Monkeys (Requested)

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphones

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No but now I’m thinking of that “annoying asshole AUs” post and it’s beautiful because I really can see many of these interactions taking place between Ford and Arthur. Especially “tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs AU” and ”repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in AU”. With Ford being the asshole in both.

There is actually something inexplicably but completely right about the latter AU. Like yes. Yes it is so absurd and repetitively specific, it just feels right.

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eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

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tardis-scooter:

doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

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SONG Now That's What I Call Polka!
ARTIST "Weird Al" Yankovic
ALBUM Mandatory Fun

breebird33:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic

Fun fact: the reason Weird Al Yankovic plays accordion in the first place is because his parents (who chose to give him accordion lessons rather than guitar lessons) thought “there should be at least one more accordion-playing Yankovic in the world”.

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leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

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god-of-tits-and-wine said: The internet’s a place you can rant freely, it’s totally fine!

I am aware of that, and I am understanding and accepting of cases of other people ranting freely on the internet, but I have chosen not to do this for the following reasons:

  1. Acknowledging my feelings in a way like posting them on the internet creates proof that they existed, which makes them real. If I do not do things that result in evidence of my feelings, I am capable of not acknowledging them as real. If I nor anyone else acknowledge them as real, then they may as well not exist, because, at least personally, I do not necessarily trust my perception of reality (I have been known in the past to misperceive reality) and if no one else can confirm something for me, then it probably isn’t real. My feelings can become an example of such a thing.
  2. People come to my blog for a number of reasons, but hearing me complain is not one of them. My followers do not enjoy me ranting on the internet, with the possible exception of the times where my negative feelings lead me to make an interesting and/or intelligent observation or analysis, but even in that case, it is the observation/analysis that interests them, not the unhappiness. Ranting about my feelings does not contribute to my goal of being an interesting and entertaining blogger and attracting positive attention to myself.
  3. To rant about your feelings on the internet is to acknowledge weakness. Feelings, especially the negative ones or the ones you couldn’t help having, are a form of weakness. Granted, it is a human weakness, one that people have just as a matter of being people, but it is a weakness nonetheless. If I post about them online, then not only am I acknowledging the weakness of having negative feelings, I am also implicitly acknowledging my weakness in being unable to refrain from sharing them with others.
  4. Tying in to the reason directly above, being weak on the internet made me think it was okay to be weak in real life. This led to me doing things that felt natural for me to do when I was upset, but they were not things that the people around me (such as my family) accepted. (They included but were not limited to going non-verbal when I was stressed, asking to be removed from stressful situations rather than dealing with them, and communicating through hand gestures and phrases that made sense and felt natural to me but that were not necessarily clear enough for those around me to understand.) That was a mistake. I should not be weak in real life. Therefore I am not going to act weak in other settings.
  5. Ranting about my feelings on the internet almost never results in any form of help. (And the reason I say “almost never” as opposed to “actually never” is because, while I’m certain there have been times where I received actual, concrete, effective help from complaining on my blog, they must have been very few, and I cannot at the present moment remember any of them.) I get sympathy and statements of love, but the problem with me is that my emotions and emotional receptiveness do not and have never worked in such a way so that other people’s sympathy and love has any effect on me. If it leads them to do something to help me, then its effect is only in the action that results from the feelings and not from the feelings themselves. Basically, ranting about my feelings on the internet does not bring about any result that helps me. For the vast most of people (and I know I’m one of them), ranting on the internet is supposed to be a way of helping with one’s problems. It isn’t helping me. Therefore it isn’t working. When something doesn’t work, the smart thing to do is to stop doing it. Here’s me doing the smart thing.