There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
Today, I ate my apple. It was like having to say goodbye to someone you had met a little more than twenty-four hours previously and become rather fond of, then having to eat a sandwich made out of that person. It tasted good, though. The apple. Thus ends the saga of the apple.
#the pie is people #hilarious #fannibals
Is it really that funny? Is it actually “hilarious”? Thank you for thinking so.
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Today, I ate my apple. It was like having to say goodbye to someone you had met a little more than twenty-four hours previously and become rather fond of, then having to eat a sandwich made out of that person. It tasted good, though. The apple. Thus ends the saga of the apple.
DOUGLAS: Oh, I see! Duxford went well, did it?
CAROLYN: What’s Duxford?
DOUGLAS: Duxford Air Museum is where Martin recently escorted a charming young woman from Liechtenstein. And when I say, “from,” I mean the princess of.I’m physically unable to stop myself from drawing Martin and Theresa somebody send help
TEAM BOBSLED.
questionoflifeuniverseverythings:
I don’t feel love for anyone
A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
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Can I just not get a job and spend my time learning every language possible and traveling and talking to people that’s what I want to do
In theory, you could get a job that’s similar to that. It doesn’t sound too un-job-like. I’m not sure what sort of job, but theoretically that could exist.
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silverlininginthelemonade said: Your face *is* brilliant! Not only is it attractive by conventional standards, it conveys depth and a sense of playfulness. Not unlike my favorite qualities of The Doctor… That’s a lot of work for a face, but yours pulls it off nicely.
Ehe, I didn’t realize it was considered attractive by “conventional” standards (I somehow always figured that, if someone was going to find me attractive or impressive in any way, they’d have to be going with not-entirely-conventional standards). And wow, I didn’t know my face was describable in those terms. Thank you.
