Jude/Smithy/Lee/[Insert more monikers here]. 20. Student. Writer. Christian. Aromantic asexual. Egocentrist. Non-neurotypical. Non-binary.
Pronouns include they/them/theirs, ey/em/eirs, and he/him/his.
I love They Might Be Giants, Withnail and I, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, outer space, A Christmas Story (actual favorite movie), Hannibal, Marvel movies, stuffed animals, David Bowie, and dogs. Also quite keen on various other fandoms, art, morbid and/or surreal humor, TV Tropes, nightmare fuel, animals, and food. I like fixating on fictional relationships because relationships on the whole fascinate me.
Blogging about my life and problems pleases me. I do not mind it when people "like" my more unhappy posts (in fact, I kind of like it because it shows that someone actually saw it). Likewise, I might "like" your unhappy posts to indicate that I saw it.
I'm either the nicest, most benevolent narcissist or the most unempathetic, self-absorbed nice person you're likely either way to meet.
There are people who say I'm the Emperor of the H2G2 Fandom.
Tracking the tag "thewordsmithy"; I love being tagged in stuff.
For those who are, for some reason, further interested, there are links below.
mindcottage said: lol i think i have that same shirt
It is a good shirt to have.
I swear watching baseball while listening to “Pepper Steak” from the game OFF makes baseball so much more interesting
No but now I’m thinking of that “annoying asshole AUs” post and it’s beautiful because I really can see many of these interactions taking place between Ford and Arthur. Especially “tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs AU” and ”repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in AU”. With Ford being the asshole in both.
There is actually something inexplicably but completely right about the latter AU. Like yes. Yes it is so absurd and repetitively specific, it just feels right.
How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au
god-of-tits-and-wine said: The internet’s a place you can rant freely, it’s totally fine!
I am aware of that, and I am understanding and accepting of cases of other people ranting freely on the internet, but I have chosen not to do this for the following reasons: